In the Beginning was the Earth and it was Lame and devoid of Funk.

People did what they were told and had no Soul.

-Lil' Wayne was "the Greatest Rapper Alive."

-The Juno Soundtrack was the #1 album in the country.

-The cast of Scrubs were looking forward to their 8th successful season on air.


Things looked pretty grim indeed...

Then Out of the Darkness...

Doing the Cosmic Slop...

JesusIce, King of the Crews!

...bedecked in jewels, wearing a golden crown, and sporting fresh white Shelltoes. The Funk was in his heart and the Stars were in his eyes. He gathered a select few of the True Heads, paged the Mothership Connection, and left The Lames to squabble over the environment and college rock. For he and the rest of Space Camp knew the Truth, that you have to Get Up to Get Down!